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We are, many of us, a planet orbiting somebody’s sun, unconscious of a lonely moon, orbiting our planet.
- Robert Brault

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet.
- Jeremy Bentham

Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don’t know what it is. Well I know. It’s apathy. That’s the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives A Fuck.

- John Dies at the End ~ by David Wong

… Heard Inside My Head…

Love is not only blind, it’s also deaf and dumb.

Best way to make a woman feel beautiful – Lying

- Sean Lock

… Heard Inside My Head…

Somewhere deep down I am hopelessly romantic – it’s just that only the hopeless part makes it to the surface.

… Heard Inside My Head…

I’m not gonna marry the girl I fall in love with. You’re kidding me?! Married life with me!?! I can’t put someone I love through that torture!

I think as a token of my love I should help her find a nice guy and get them married.

And I should instead find a selfish, arrogant, mean and stubborn girl, marry her and spend rest of my life making her life miserable!!

Sounds like a plan.

I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. Twenty six times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

- Michael Jordan

“Whenever there’s a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he’s sure to find an easy way to do it.”

– Walter Chrysler

“The measure of success isn’t if you have a tough problem, but whether it’s the same one you had last year.”

– John Foster Dulles

Life Sucks

The best things in life are either illegal, fattening or seeing someone else!